Hey folks!

So we spent a lot of time recording the inside of our record and making it all pretty on the outside. If you like holding pretty things and reading them while you listen to music, then we’d love for you to buy a hard copy of our record. Or you can buy it on iTunes. Either way, we’ll love you for it.

But we know how it is, times is hard. We have a monkey for president, for pete’s sake. So if you ain’t got the dough, we still want you to have our record. So if you join our mailing list, we’ll send you a link so you can download our record for free!

Ain’t that sweet.